Free-Charging 691BHP 17kExtras
WHY SHOULD YOU BUY THIS EXAMPLE:
✔ Have you ever had a car with £20 road tax AND free Supercharging for life? → This P85D
✔ Have you ever had a car that physically hurts your face accelerating from low speed? → P85D
✔ We named it “The Healer”
✔ Headache? Just launch it from 0–60 and it disappears faster than taking a quadruple dose of paracetamol 😈
✔ Want a performance car that destroys 99.9% of traffic lights encounters? → P85D
✔ Nearly 700bhp with basically no fuel bill? → P85D
✔ Ohhh… did I mention free Supercharging for life? → P85D
✔ Instant torque — no turbo lag, no drama, just teleportation
✔ Tesla Model S P85D — still one of the most ridiculous bargains in performance motoring
✔ Silent assassin energy — family saloon appearance, hypercar launch feeling
✔ Only around £17k worth of fitted extras… somebody definitely clicked every option box
✔ Massive screen, massive comfort, massive acceleration
✔ You’ll embarrass sports cars while carrying shopping bags
✔ The kind of car that makes passengers swear involuntarily
✔ Want to spend nothing on fuel and everything on rear tyre wear? → P85D
✔ Want your passengers to question physics? → P85D
✔ This is not “quick for an electric car”
✔ This is just QUICK.
WHY YOU SHOULDN’T BUY THIS ABSOLUTE MIND TWISTER:
✔ You enjoy slow acceleration and engine noise pretending to be speed
✔ You think 0–60 should take enough time to send a text message
✔ You want to keep visiting petrol stations for “the experience”
✔ You dislike effortless overtaking
✔ You’re emotionally attached to getting gapped by family saloons
✔ You think free charging for life sounds terrible somehow
✔ You want a “performance” car that loses to a Tesla taxi
✔ You’re scared of torque-induced giggling
✔ You enjoy sensible decisions and calm driving
✔ You don’t want every passenger screaming “WHAT THE HELL” during launch control
✔ …otherwise, this thing is absolutely ridiculous 😏
When New This Car Came With:
- 17in Touchscreen with Media - Communication - Cabin and Vehicle Controls
- Bluetooth Connectivity
- Bluetooth Connectivity - Audio
- Mobile App Remote
- Radio - AM-FM - Internet Streaming
- Sat Nav - Onboard Maps for Europe with 7yrs Free Updates
- Speakers - 7
- USB Port - Dual Front
- WiFi Internet Connectivity
- Blind Spot Warning
- Cruise Control
- Lane Departure Warning
- Parking Sensors - Front
- Parking Sensors - Rear
- Rear View Camera
- Speed Limit Display
- Trip Computer
- Tyre Pressure Monitoring System
- Voice Activation
- 19in Alloy Wheels
- Door Handles - Retracting
- Door Mirrors - Heated and Powerfold
- Door Mirrors - Memory with Driver Profile
- Electric Windows - Power One Touch - Front and Rear
- Rear Taillights - LED
- Roof - Solid Black
- Tesla Red Brake Calipers
- Windscreen - UV and Infrared Blocking Safety Glass
- Daytime Running Lights - LED
- Headlight Cleaning System
- Headlights - Automatic On
- Headlights - Xenon
- High Mounted Rear Light - LED
- Armrest - Centre
- Climate Control - Dual Zone
- Cupholders - 2x Front Centre Armrest
- Electrically Adjustable Steering Column - Tilt-Telescopic
- Front LED Map Lights
- Glove Compartment
- Headliner - Textile
- Interior Decor - Piano Black
- Mirrors - Electrochromatic
- Parcel Shelf
- Pollen Filter
- Rear LED Reading Lights
- Seats - Drivers Height Adjustment
- Seats - Front 12-way Electrically Adjustable
- Seats - Front with Memory and Driver Profile
- Seats - Heated Front
- Seats - Lumbar Support
- Seats - Rear 60-40 Split Fold
- Steering Wheel - 3-Spoke Leather
- Steering Wheel - Multi-function with Tactile Controls
- Storage - Open Centre Console Storage Area
- Sunvisors - Front
- Wipers - Rain Sensing
- Blue Charging Adaptor
- Power Steering - Speed Sensitive
- Supercharger Enabled
- ABS - Anti-lock Braking System
- Airbags - Curtain
- Airbags - Driver
- Airbags - Head
- Airbags - Knee
- Airbags - Passenger
- Airbags - Pelvis
- Automatic Emergency Braking
- Child Door Safety Locks - Rear
- Crash Sensor - High Voltage Disconnect
- ESC - Electronic Stability Control
- Electric Parking Brake
- ISOFIX - 2x Second Row
- Keyless Entry
- Motion Activated Intrusion Alarm
- Rollover Crash Sensor
- Seat Belt Warning Sysytem - Acoustic
- Seats - Driver and Front Passenger Seat Sensors
- Traction Control
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